A lesson in Political Science…

Matt | Politics | Friday, September 5th, 2008

I don’t often, ever, write about politics, but here was a funny explanation of different systems.  Being a Canadian I can relate to the Socialism summary.  Take a look.

A Lesson in Political Science

You may have seen this before, if not…

SOCIALISM – You have two cows. The government takes one to give to someone else.

COMMUNISM – You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk.

FASCISM – You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.

NAZISM – You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY – You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one and pours the milk down the drain

CAPITALISM – You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

ANARCHY – You steal the neighbour’s bull, shoot the government.

“Under capitalism man exploits fellow man; under communism, it’s the other way around”

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